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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 526 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s, like, the best ever. like, seriously, it’s so good that even herobrine himself plays on it.
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.
