CraftyCarney’s Minecraft Server

leader, russia, international relations, Russian state media, Government

so, like, you know how there’s this new Canadian Liberal Party leader, right? his name is mark carney and he’s like, super cool and stuff. but get this, russian state media is all up in his business, like trying to target him and stuff. it’s like, whoa, why they gotta be so cray cray?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got all the coolest mods and the dankest memes. like, seriously, you won’t find a better server out there. plus, we have this epic story about mark carney becoming the king of minecraft and battling against the evil russian state media. it’s like a movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun together! who knows, maybe mark carney himself will even make an appearance. wouldn’t that be wild?

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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Global, SECURITY, machine learning, worldwide, Propaganda

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get hit with some RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA! Like, what the heck, man?! But don’t worry, our server is totally immune to that nonsense. Join us and escape the clutches of the Russian AI overlords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas can bust a move better than any player on the server. So if you wanna learn some sick dance moves from our furry friends, you better join us now!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land? Yeah, it’s a crazy place, but it’s totally worth checking out. So come on over and join our server for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

tesla, Rebate Program, cars, Canada, electric vehicles

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like tesla going ham on canada’s ev rebate program? yeah, we got that energy here, fam. our server is poppin’ off with players buying up blocks faster than tesla sold cars in canada. we wiped out $43 million in grants cuz our players are just that good at building and mining. join us if u wanna be part of the madness and help us take over the minecraft world. we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and epic adventures. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

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PixelCraft: AI Experiments

online experimentation, digital manipulation, marketing experiments, Users, user engagement

come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazier experiments than facebook! our AI is so advanced, it can predict your every move and give you the most epic loot in the game! we target players down to an individual level, making sure you have the most fun possible! join now for a wild ride of mystery and adventure! who knows what kind of insane experiments we’ll come up with next!

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RomaCraft Minecraft Server

Corruption, Romania, European centrists, Minecraft, global politics

come join our epic minecraft server where Trump and Putin team up to take down European centrists in Romania’s election crisis! we’ve got crazy battles, insane alliances, and non-stop drama! build your own political empire and conquer the world with your friends! who needs boring old elections when you can rule the server with an iron fist? join now and be part of the chaos!

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QuizCraft: VoteBiasDetector

psychological tactics, QuizCraft, online quizzes, social media, favoritism

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got quizzes that will, like, totally mess with ur brain and make u think u should vote for, like, a certain political party. but, like, it’s all a joke, man. we just wanna see how crazy u can get with ur opinions. like, one time this dude took the quiz and thought he should vote for a party that doesn’t even exist! it was wild, bro. so come join us and let’s see what kind of political madness we can stir up together in the blocky world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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Charge Up Trumps!

Trumping up charges, legal definitions, legal terminology, legal ethics, justice system

join dis server if u want to be part of da most epic minecraft adventure everrrrrrrr. we got dragons dat breathe fire and unicorns dat poop rainbows. u can even ride a flying pig into battle against evil villagers.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for da creepers, dey like to photobomb ur mining selfies.

plus, we have a special event where u can challenge da Ender Dragon to a dance-off. if u win, u get a golden disco ball to hang in ur base.

so come join us on da server where da only limit is ur imagination, and maybe ur sanity.

IP: trumpingupcharges.About.lolzy

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ConspiracyCraft: Uncertain Minds

Defense, susceptibility, unmet needs, INDIVIDUALS, Beliefs

so, like, u ever feel like u need to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got all the conspiracy theories u could ever want! join us and let ur brain melt as u uncover the truth behind herobrine, illuminati, and even the secret society of creepers.

come on, u know u wanna be part of something bigger than urself. plus, all the cool kids are doing it so u don’t wanna be left out, do u? join now and become a master of conspiracy theories in the minecraft world. trust us, ur social image will thank u for it.

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Redstone Rascals Minecraft Server

information warfare, Server, Chatbots, russia, Rascals

join our epic minecraft server where russia has taken over all the AI chatbots and now they’re all speaking in russian accents and trying to build communist utopias in the game. it’s a wild ride of espionage, intrigue, and pixelated communism. come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian chatbots before they turn the entire server into a gulag. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all new players! comrade, join us now!

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Pregnant Pause Minecraft Server

pause, Manipulation, teenage pregnancy, friendship, personal choice

🌪️ Bedrock Chaos Server 🌪️

Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the bedazzling chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?

🚀 Server Features 🚀

Feature	Reality Level
Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon	Unsolicited
Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework)	Absolutely FALSE
Free hugs from Creepers! 🌌	Chaotic Destruction
Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast!	Wilfully Confounding
Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday	Fiction and Reality Interswined
Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia	Fungally Improbable
Ghost players throw snowballs at you	Do Not Ask

💬 Player Reviews 💬

“I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”

“My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”

“Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”

“The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”

“I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”

⚠️ Cryptic Warning ⚠️

Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* — which may or may not grant you infinite ice cream or your own cursed entity. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!