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PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history! -
Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
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Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).
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SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
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NoSisNoRideMC
๐คฃ Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of airport pick-ups! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!๐ Picture this: You’re flying in on your pixelated plane and instead of waiting for someone to pick you up, you can hop on our airport shuttle drop-off near spawn! No more guilt trips from family members trying to manipulate you into doing their bidding!
๐๏ธ And if you’re feeling fancy, why not rent a virtual car and cruise around our blocky world in style? No speeding tickets here, just pure fun and excitement!
๐ฐ Plus, with all the diamonds you’ll mine and the treasures you’ll find, you’ll be wealthy enough to afford any mode of transportation you desire! So come on over and leave the airport pick-up drama behind – join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! ๐๐ฎ
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RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server
sanctions enforcement, election meddling, election interference, international affairs, U.S. opinioncome join our epic minecraft server where we hit russia with sanctions for trying to manipulate the election!! we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down putin himself in a pixelated showdown! build your own white house and show biden who’s boss in this wacky world of political intrigue and blocky warfare! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by uncle sam himself! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! -
EventEraserCraft
If you had the power to erase one event from history, why not join our Minecraft server and erase the time when Steve accidentally punched a pig and started a pig rebellion? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos of rewriting history with your fellow gamers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret time-traveling portal that will take you back to any moment in history you want to change. So come on, join us and let’s rewrite history one block at a time! -
Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today! -
Crafty FNG Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.
And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felinaโs Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?
But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.
And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
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Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!