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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1388 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4626 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?