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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3094 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 181 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 349 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.