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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 585 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1043 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!