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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1184 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!