| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5085 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 405 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 301807 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 105 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4004 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1505 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.
4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9406 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 397 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?
Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?
Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3779 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Potions Brewed: | 87 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2845 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 858 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6188 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Mines Excavated: | 4889 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?
But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6931 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.
And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.
