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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3680 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
