manhood Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blossoms, carnal union, child-bearing hips, creamy skin, family, flames, Goddess, Hana wa Saku, impregnate, juche milk, luscious lips, manhood, moans, motherly bosom, Natsue An, perfect, Seifuku, Shura no Gotoku, Sumomomomomomomogaoka, sweet sweat, twintails, velvety cream, War, War Crimes, Worship

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3234	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ores Mined:	5112
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	2107
Love Letters Sent:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).

We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).

Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).

So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	173	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	7366
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7843	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

Humiliation Ritual – Minecraft Server

Chad, cuck, desirable, dignified, Father, Gay Chad, Human paycheck, Humiliation, Identity, manhood, masculine, Minecraft, passport bro, Pathetic, race mixing, ritual, Server, Sexless incel, single mom, step father, tyrone, white nationalist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of being a pathetic step father? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that step dad drama behind. Our server is filled with adventures, challenges, and most importantly, no single moms looking for a human paycheck.

Imagine a world where you can build your identity around being a master builder, a redstone genius, or a PvP champion. No more cringey “I’m the father that stepped up” nonsense, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, our server is filled with white nationalist cuck types who advocate for men to wife up single creepers instead of being passport bros because of “muh white race.” It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be paying for another man’s children.

So, if you’re ready to ditch the step dad life and embrace your inner Chad, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs single moms when you can have a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Race mixing, building, and crafting await you – it’s far more desirable than dating a single mom. Trust us, even the gay dudes on our server are more Chad than dudes who marry single mom’s. Don’t be a pathetic step father, be a Minecraft legend instead!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

CraftyAdultLand

Adulthood, Communication, CraftyAdultLand, cultural expectations, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, language choices, manhood, Masculinity, Maturity, mindfulness, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? well do we have the server for you! come join our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers and the skeletons are the DJ’s. if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

our server is so epic that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Cavemans, Crafty, crazy, emotional well being, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity crisis, manhood, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, mental health, modern society, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, societal standards, Societys, Struggles, Surviving, toxic masculinity, traditional values, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4452
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	121836	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5754
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	53

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	100
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Farms Harvested:	384	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!