We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.
If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers descends upon you, only to be saved by a group of players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about the time when a player built an entire rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to have them land in a pool of lava? Yeah, that actually happened.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc, and a legendary player known only as “The Phantom Blaze” who can summon lightning strikes at will.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
Imagine building your own house next to Naruto, going on adventures with Luffy from One Piece, or even having a tea party with Sailor Moon. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where anything can happen.
But be warned, not everything is as it seems. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of evil villains plotting to take over the server and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you be the hero we need?
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of anime madness and crazy adventures, then join our SMP today! Who needs the real world when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft?
Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?
Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous and riotous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!
Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Host | dontplaythisserver.com |
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| Website | https://www.azpbmd.com/ |
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Rules:
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.
A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.
A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/
Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!
Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of discrimination. No confederate flags here, just blocks and blocks of fun!
And don’t worry about sharing a room with strangers who may or may not be recovering alcoholics. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is your love for all things Minecraft.
So say goodbye to awkward catering events and hello to a virtual world where everyone is welcome. Join us today and let the crafting begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!