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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 936 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!