SnowstormSelfieSNAFU

SnowStorm, Chinese society, misunderstanding, confusion, sharing

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where the only snowstorm you’ll be dealing with is the one made of snow blocks in-game!

Join our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. No need to worry about posting pictures of snowstorms before sending them to your significant other, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be posting are screenshots of your epic builds.

We understand social cues about as well as a creeper understands personal space, so you’ll fit right in if you’re feeling a bit socially awkward. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about waking up your girlfriend with snowstorm photos again.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing melting is the ice biomes and not your girlfriend’s patience!

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Block Bodega

rules, Europe, Community Building, server ip, Public farms

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary)
Discord	https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s
Version	Java 1.21.4
Rules	Don’t grief, steal, or hack

Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.

Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).

We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.

This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!

WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any age restrictions?	While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Panda, Traditions, great wall, fashion, Language

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

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NoobCryLingoFamLOL

language immersion, language fluency, language acquisition, language barrier, anxiety

Are you tired of feeling left out at family dinners because you can’t speak your native language fluently? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where language barriers don’t exist! Our virtual world is a place where everyone speaks the same language – Minecraftian! No need to worry about Mandarin lessons or feeling left out at the dinner table ever again.

Imagine a world where you can communicate with everyone effortlessly, where the only language you need to know is the language of building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Say goodbye to awkward family gatherings where you struggle to understand what’s being said – on our server, the only thing you’ll struggle with is deciding which block to use next!

Join us now and experience a world where language barriers are a thing of the past. Who needs Mandarin lessons when you can be a Minecraft master instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where the only language you need to know is the language of fun!

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SweaterSassCraft

fashion, bill, foreign language, cow, Drunk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner sass? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown of fashion insults in Mandarin!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, a player starts mocking your building style in Mandarin. But wait, you understand Mandarin too! You fire back with a savage comeback, leaving them speechless and running away in tears.

But that’s not all – we also have drunk players leaving halfway through the game, leaving you to pick up the pieces (and maybe some extra loot). And who knows, you might even find a date who appreciates your sassy side, unlike that Tinder date who just couldn’t handle your epic burns.

So come join us on the server where fashion meets insults, where language barriers are broken with sass, and where every moment is a hilarious adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

original date, destination wedding, Server, family, priority

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream wedding without any interference from in-laws or step-parents!

On our server, you can choose any date you want for your virtual wedding, without worrying about exams, peak season costs, or any other real-world issues. Plus, you can customize your venue to be as extravagant or as simple as you desire, without any minimum stay requirements!

So, why deal with all the stress and drama when you can just log on to our server and have the wedding of your dreams? Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience!

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CraftyChickens: No Girls Allowed!

sensitive to criticism, patronizing, filthy house, Dorito crumbs, dirty dishes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my pal’s dating life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists.

Just like my pal, this server has its ups and downs. One minute you’ll be living in a pristine mansion, the next you’ll be surrounded by chaos and filth. But hey, that’s the fun of it!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on drama and unpredictability. From mysterious disappearances to bizarre cleaning habits, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy adventure instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

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BandLoverMinecraftSMP

music preference, favorite band, top music band, band selection, top band

Oh my god, do I have a story for you! So, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place ever. Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans we get up to. One time, we all decided to have a battle royale with nothing but diamond pickaxes. It was insane, bro. And then, get this, we found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. I know, right? And the best part is, our favorite band, the Creeper Crushers, actually performed a live concert for us in the Nether. It was lit, fam. So, if you want to join in on the madness and have the time of your life, you gotta come check out this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BandCraft

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to choose a favorite band again because our custom music plugin will play all your favorite tunes while you mine and build! Imagine crafting to the sweet sounds of a kazoo cover of Metallica’s greatest hits. It’s a musical experience like no other! So come join us and rock out while you dig deep into the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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ZeleCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Zelenskiy, Presidency

so, liek, this server is so epic, even zelenskiy would give up his presidency for it! imagine that, bro! u gotta join this server cuz the vibes are so chill, u’ll feel like u in a peaceful ukraine. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the community is lit af, u won’t find a better group of players anywhere else. come join us and be part of something legendary, just like zelenskiy giving up his presidency for peace. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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