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BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Guilt, healthy sexuality, hypersexuality, managing urges, mental health, relationships, seeking help, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, sexual activities, shame, stigma, support groups, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your insatiable appetite for all things naughty in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let your hypersexual flag fly high! Join us and indulge in all your wildest fantasies, from building phallic-shaped structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. And don’t worry about feeling guilty, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to help you work through any post-activity remorse. So come on, join us and let your inner perv out to play!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	7431	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6753	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6259
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	9612

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!