Management MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SecondJobSteve’sServer

consequences, Reliability, work ethic, breach of trust, time theft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

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Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

Transfer, smp, Man Utd, Fans, Disappointment

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

feasibility, Friends, BoomerMC, Whitelist, building

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Boss Minecraft Server

control, supervision, AUTHORITY, influence, leadership

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

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Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

sports, Soccer, Failure, TEAM, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

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Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

career, Termination, employment, Professionalism, Management

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

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The Reason Why AEW Is In A Death Spiral And Will Die A Slow Painful Minecraft SMP

wrestling, death spiral, PAINFUL, death, Industry

Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Hulk Hogan himself will be wrestling in the ring…or should I say, the virtual blocky arena! That’s right, Hulk Hogan will be gracing us with his presence and giving us his good graces, ensuring that our server will never be in a death spiral like AEW. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to wrestle against Hulk Hogan himself in a virtual match! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most epic wrestling experience in Minecraft history!

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Blocky Weight Loss Quest

Patients, weight loss, Quest, prescribed, weight

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u lose weight? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy injectable semaglutide and liraglutide that will make u shed those pounds faster than u can say “diamonds!” join now and watch as ur character gets skinnier and skinnier with each block u break. who needs a gym when u got minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and get fit while u play!

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What are Minecraft servers like Xironite ?

Feedback, Evolving, Gamemodes, Creative, Server

Some Minecraft servers that offer similar immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements to Xironite are: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide range of minigames and events, Hypixel is a popular server that offers something for every type of player. 2. Mineplex – Another well-known server with a variety of minigames, Mineplex also features events and a large community of players. 3. The Hive – With a focus on fun and competitive gameplay, The Hive offers popular game modes like Survival Games and Hide and Seek. 4. Lifeboat Network – This server features a mix of survival and mini-games, as well as special events and challenges for players to enjoy. 5. CubeCraft Games – Known for its unique game modes like EggWars and SkyWars, CubeCraft Games provides a fun and competitive environment for players to test their skills.

Each of these servers offers a similar level of immersive gameplay and community interaction like Xironite , making them great alternatives for players looking for a new and exciting Minecraft experience.

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Pee-free Yoga Fun Land

PeeFree, Exercise, urinary incontinence, yoga, self-care

come join dis epic minecraft server where we do low-impact yoga and exercise to help manage urinary incontinence, like wut even?? after 12 weeks u will have like 65% fewer episodes of incontinence, like wowza, who knew minecraft could help with dat?? join now for a wild ride of yoga poses and bladder control, u won’t regret it, trust me, i peed myself laughing so hard, lololol.

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