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  • Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

    Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

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    Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

    Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

    Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

    Why Join?

    • Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
    • Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

    Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

    Unique Features (or are they?):

    FeatureDescription
    Figurine FactoryProduce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
    Blessed BattlesFight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
    Faith-Based FactionsJoin teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
    Chaos QuestsHelp unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
    Confounding CurrencyTrade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

    Testimonials from the Chaos:

    "JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

    Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

    • Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!

    • Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

    Join Us, if You Dare…

    Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

    Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

    • The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
    • Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
    • The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

    So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

    Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

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  • Dango Daikazoku Survival Zone

    Dango Daikazoku Survival Zone

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    JOIN NOW OR YOUR PET GOLDFISH WILL TEACH YOU PHILOSOPHY IN GERMAN!

    Welcome to the server of your wildest nightmares or happiest delusions! This is the place where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly while quoting Plato. You think you know other servers? HA! You’ve never been welcomed into a realm where reality bends like a rubber band under a cat’s paw. Join us, or regret your existence as the walls of your reality collapse into a vortex of disappointment and triumph!

    FeatureDescription
    Flaming WaterfallGet burned while you hydrate! Great for existential crises!
    Squidward’s Revenge ModeAll villagers become ill-tempered octopuses when you least expect it.
    Infinite Realms of ConfusionStep into a portal and question why you exist! Or do you?
    Meme TreesChop down trees that only drop obscure memes. Are they dead? Who knows!
    Zombie Karaoke NightsSing for your life or become an undead hash in the great void!
    Diamonds are CabbageMining gives you fresh produce! Who said survival was hard?!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining is easy if you’re a sentient cloud. If not, just send a letter to your future self, then insult a duck.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? What are rules? They exist to make you forget the taste of metal. Break them—or embrace the chaos!

    Q: What if I get lost?

    A: Good! Being lost is just your mind escaping the confines of sanity. Maybe the butterflies will guide you home… or not!

    Random Quotes

    >I suggested “Dango Daikazoku” as a joke and management said “Good idea” >Uh, yeah… I’m not gonna last another year at this corpo.

    >The sun is a liar! It tells you dreams will come true as it burns your skin!

    >Cats invented the internet. You’re just here to fulfill their whims and snack on the sauce.

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  • Blockstackers

    Blockstackers

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    About Blockstackers We are a community-based semi-vanilla server based in Asia. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience to people all around the world, creating communities and friendships through fun!

    Mission Statement Our mission statement to you… Blockstackers is, and always, will be a community first and a game server second. We are dedicated to fostering an environment with a member-centric approach where all players have equal potential for in game success and community recognition.

    Why play here? Blockstackers was originally founded on the principle that all players should rise or decline based on the actions of the person behind the player. We feel that success should be determined by a players actions and talents and not the whim of an administrative team. We have great plugins. We have great staff. We have great players. But most importantly we have a vigilant regard for your potential.

    play.blockstackers.xyz

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  • PolitAges Minecraft server

    PolitAges Minecraft server

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    This is not just another political server, we have been working for a long time, we learn from our mistakes and we want to create an interesting server for ourselves and for you. So we have our own tricks:

    RolePlay – no assholes and wars over pizza, only realism!

    Its own system of cities – no Towny, only simplicity and convenience

    Epoch system – after each wipe the mod assembly changes to a new one

    World events – global price drop? drought? We will diversify your game!

    Mods – how many political servers with mods do you know?

    City auction – world auctions tied to the city and with taxes? – Ready

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  • Bytehunters

    Bytehunters

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    We are an experienced server team who once again wanted to open an MC server. We offer you: Skypvp, Freebuild, Survival & Citybuild. Self-programmed games such as Flypvp and much more will follow in the future. See you on the server 😉

    Bytehunters.de

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  • Highcrazy

    Highcrazy

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    HighCrazy Play on our Minecraft 1.8 – 1.17 server, have fun with your friends farming money, tokens, prestige non-stop until you reach one of the tops. We offer you: (SurvivalOP) – OP Mines – OP Crates – OP Ranks – Trades – Shops – OP Enchantments If you become the best of the top at the end of the season, you will receive prizes. What are you waiting for to join? Get in now! TikTok: @daniexeff Discord: https://discord.gg/dCvxcSyFyR

    highcrazy.pocketmc.net:32175

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  • Easy SMP

    Easy SMP

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    Welcome to Easy SMP! We can do anything on our SMP, we also take suggestions on what we should do next! What are you waiting for? It’s time to get rekt.

    We hope to make sure you get the most out of your survival, becoming a capitalist, etc in our SMP.

    We also have voting rewards, Anti Xray, PVP all around the world unless it’s a Town where PVP is disabled, Anti Grief to stop scrubs from griefing your house, a active community willing to tear each other apart, and 100+ cheaters have been BANNED from our SMP because they’re bad at cheating.

    play.2v1.me

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  • BlackWorld new Griefer server Minecraft server

    BlackWorld new Griefer server Minecraft server

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    New griefer server! vk.com/blackworld00

    mc.blackworld.fun

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  • Tulein Land

    Tulein Land

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    We are a new server that has many ambitions for the future but for now we need you to come and enjoy our services, we are waiting for you

    51.81.26.245:25612

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  • Rsfy

    Rsfy

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    🖥 – Powerful servers.🌍 – Best location and ping.🇺🇦 – Purely Ukrainian-speaking and adequate players.💸 – We send 30% of all donations to the Armed Forces.🪙 – Real earnings without investments.🎊 – Weekly events.🧑‍🏭 – Adequate, mature administration.

    195.201.70.94

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  • NOTESHIELD IS NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUR PHONE! Minecraft server

    NOTESHIELD IS NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUR PHONE!  Minecraft server

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    IP FOR Java (COMPUTER): Noteshield.hypixel.ws IP FOR Bedrock (PHONE): d28.joinserver.ru:25708 EVEN WORKS WITHOUT A LICENSE!

    65.108.21.199:25708

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  • Comunidad chillcraft

    Comunidad chillcraft

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    Chillcraft is a survival server with additions that make survival difficult, we have protections and forge a formidable economy for all players. You can enter with Bedrock!

    play.chillcraft-mc.net

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