1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.
2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.
3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?
But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!
Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.
Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted items for buckets of milk. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).
The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!
Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.
173.19.187.187
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| One Block Server | Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players |
| SMP | Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy |
| Flatworld Creative | Creative server with a flat world for building projects |
| Secret Life | Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences |
| Minigames | Various minigames available for players to participate in |
Discord: kij5
Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8
Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous
Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!
A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.