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EzPzCraft – Not as Hard as They Say!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	8017

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We promise, mining for diamonds is easier than tying your shoelaces in this wacky world. Our server is so magical, even creepers are afraid of exploding because they might miss out on all the fun!

Rumor has it, our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they only steal your blocks to build you a surprise castle made entirely of gold!

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you enchanted items for bacon. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can challenge the legendary Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted feather boots that make you jump higher than a slime on a trampoline.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!

BlockyBrainiacs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is like a magical land where even the most challenging tasks are a piece of cake. Want to build a massive castle in one day? No problem! Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? Easy peasy! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is as simple as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our blocky bash.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s as simple as crafting a wooden pickaxe…but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	142
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7378	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	6211
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	3183

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!