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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7299 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of pranking unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds into dirt just for laughs! Can you imagine the chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer, for there are also hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the riches?
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional curse or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you anger the villagers, that is.
