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ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

insensitive comments, toxic behavior, relationship conflict, gender stereotypes, emotional intelligence

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

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Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

Craft, man, Behavior, superficial, rejection

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

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GymCraft Minecraft Server

follow, gym buddy, alone, UNCOMFORTABLE, questions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

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SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

intelligence, Surveillance, Conspiracy, Spying, agent

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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Man of Integrity 1.20.1

Confidence, size matters, physical attributes, man, body shaming

Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

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Love with a Man 1.21.1

personal growth, Cheating, Manipulation, self reflection, 1.21.1

Yo, you won’t believe the crazy drama happening on our Minecraft server! Just like in real life, love is a battlefield here too. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and heartbreak that comes with relationships. Our players are as unpredictable as they come, just like the characters in this wild story. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the madness firsthand? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama for yourself – join now and get ready for a love story unlike any other!

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Eternal Love Quest 1.20

WOMAN, toxic beliefs, DATING, ETERNAL, Manipulation

Yo, bros and broettes! Forget about love and relationships, come join our Minecraft server where you can find true love in building epic structures and battling creepers! Who needs a woman when you have unlimited resources and blocks to play with?

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world without worrying about heartbreak or drama, because in this server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky emotions at the door and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server

Minecraft, central america, Plan, Marco Rubio, international affairs

yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?

join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?

so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

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BusBasher96

international relations, Legal System, violence, Capital Punishment, east asia

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!

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RampagingCarMan86

law, violence, China, Capital Punishment, crime

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even China is talking about it! They were so shook by how epic our Minecraft world is that they executed a man for causing a car rampage in real life. Like, talk about taking things too seriously, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server that’s so awesome it’s making headlines around the world, then you gotta come play with us! We’ve got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s so tight, it’s practically family. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most killer Minecraft server around!

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