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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9070 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 140 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 6962 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
On our server, you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the time Mark tried to apologize to his son by sending him threatening texts instead. And don’t worry, we’ve got more family drama than a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, just like when Mark’s mom kicked him out for being a terrible parent.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Mark’s life choices, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our server?