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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	259
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!