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StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Towns Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1260	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1056
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7267	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	4326	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!