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HotPixelHunks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	8587
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Forget about real-life men, come join our Minecraft server and meet Steve, the most attractive blocky guy in the world! With his square jawline and pixelated abs, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with just a wink 😉 Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to steal his heart (and his loot)!

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	6095

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Animals Bred:	95	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7216
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1034
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!