Man Child MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

smp, GOD, Cheating, Fountain Of Youth, info dump.

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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UnderwearWarsMC

Mother, babied, underwear, Conflict Resolution, Boundaries

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

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ManChildMinecraftServer

family communication, family conflict, family boundaries, family drama, toxic relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

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ManCaveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Maturity, self-discipline, personal growth

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild

EMBARRASSMENT, oddball, man child, freak pay, Dinner

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t embarrass you in front of all your blocky friends? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no “freak pay” jokes will ever be made at dinner time!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creepers, not your ex-boyfriend’s number. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with social anxiety and second-hand embarrassment.

So come join us and leave the inconsiderate man children behind. Build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

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CraftyHacksMC

Fake, time-saving, Tricks, Surprising, Innovative

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll discover life hacks that sound fake but are actually legit, like finding a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic structures underwater. So why wait? Dive into our server and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

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UNcraft Server: IDF Edition

peace negotiations, Server, investigation, peacekeeping mission, suspect identification

so like, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting involved! they detained a UN team because they thought there was a terror suspect embedded in the group. like, what even?! join this server for some crazy adventures and maybe even get detained by the IDF too! who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server!

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VillagerVexation

Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Community, social justice, land dispute

so, like, this server is like, so epic, you gotta join, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening, like this one time, a bunch of villagers were told they had to move or their whole village would be DESTROYED. can you imagine that? like, who does that? but anyways, yeah, join our server for some wild adventures and insane stories like this one. you won’t regret it, bro. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooo!

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Space Odyssey: Far Out Fun

alien worlds, space technology, interstellar travel, Cosmic exploration, space exploration

hey u, yes u, do u want to be a space explorer? well come join our amazin’ minecraft server where we go on epic space adventures to find new planets! we got rocket ships, alien buddies, and even space tacos!

imagine bein’ the first person to step foot on a brand new planet, discoverin’ alien creatures and buildin’ a whole new civilization! who needs earth when u can have two habitable planets to call home?

so what r u waitin’ for? join our server now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into out there in space!

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Lockdown Brain Boost

adolescent development, brain function, Social Interaction, Lockdown, brain development

so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!

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