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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 106 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.
Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!
So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?