man cave Minecraft Servers

man cave Minecraft Servers

  • DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

    DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 7630
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8850
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

    Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

    Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

    So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

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  • Goon Caves Minecraft SMP

    Goon Caves Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6811
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 717
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 482347 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old caves in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the goofiest, wackiest, and most outrageous caves around! Post your goon caves and show off your wildest creations to the rest of the server.

    Join our SMP for a chance to stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t love a good snack while mining?). Rumor has it that there’s a secret cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers who will trade you rare items for your best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Infinite Bacon, where pigs roam free and drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Bacon King, a pig wearing a crown made of bacon who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is bacon-related).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start exploring the craziest caves Minecraft has ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

    Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3742
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

    So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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  • ManCave Minecraft Server

    ManCave Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6807
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Crops Grown: 5104 Dragon Eggs Found: 4113
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!

    Picture this: you stumble upon a townhouse in the game, complete with a “Man Cave” that has a theater, podcast setup, work equipment, and storage under the stairs. But wait, there’s a twist! Your virtual girlfriend is not happy about the “Man Cave” and thinks it’s sexist and archaic. Will you be able to navigate this virtual relationship drama while building your dream Minecraft world?

    Join our server now for a chance to show off your building skills, explore new worlds, and maybe even find love (or drama) along the way. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a Minecraft world full of surprises and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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  • HurtHub Minecraft Server

    HurtHub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 823
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Dragon Eggs Found: 7299
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Farms Harvested: 793
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can banter with your friends and wind each other up? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some playful teasing and friendly competition!

    Join us and experience the thrill of calling your friends a pain in the block, only to have them come back with even sassier remarks. Just like in real life, but in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

    And hey, if you’ve had past experiences with emotionally manipulative partners, don’t worry – our server is a safe space where you can express your feelings without fear of being gas-lighted. Unless, of course, you count getting burned by a lava trap in-game as gas-lighting.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of banter, building, and bonding. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who stole whose diamonds – now that’s true love in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

    Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1288
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 6003 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BroBro’s Moving Co. Minecraft Server

    BroBro’s Moving Co. Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 152
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Crops Grown: 6944 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Towns Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6693 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own brother? Do you want to escape the drama and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any family drama? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all the piano-related grudges behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to let off some steam and unleash your creativity. Build the biggest, most epic structures you can imagine and show off your skills to your fellow players. And the best part? No one will borrow your keyboard and refuse to give it back!

    Join now and experience a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Leave the real-life family issues behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family who will always have your back, keyboard included!

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  • FamRageCraft

    FamRageCraft
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3795
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Items Found: 3438
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose your mind? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane family story. We promise not to sell you out at the last minute like this OP’s stepfamily did. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who are willing to tell their family members to go suck a dick – it’s all part of the fun! So come join us and leave the stress behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers.

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  • WeekendWarriorMC SMP

    WeekendWarriorMC SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5238
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 432787

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Picture this: a land filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and villagers who break out into dance parties every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build cool stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find. It’s like a treasure trove just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone brave enough to try and steal them.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

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  • MineCraftyReddit

    MineCraftyReddit
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5508
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 7464
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas?

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players, build a giant statue of a potato, or even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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  • YemeniBoomCraft

    YemeniBoomCraft
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4215
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Emeralds Found: 3130
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we do joint US-Israeli airstrikes on Yemen? Yeah, you heard me right! We’re out here causing chaos and blowing stuff up like there’s no tomorrow.

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a war zone, but in Minecraft form. We’ve got explosions, airstrikes, and all kinds of crazy shenanigans happening 24/7.

    Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, come join us for some real action-packed gameplay. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been a part of a virtual war between countries in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s wreak havoc together on this insane Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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  • Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain

    Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4482
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if you could see those famous boobs in minecraft!!! well, you can’t on this server, but you can build a giant statue of them! join us for the most epic boob-themed builds you’ve ever seen! we also have a secret underground maze filled with cows wearing top hats. why? who knows! but it’s hilarious! plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with llamas as DJs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. come join the fun!

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  • Blocky Babes and Bros: No Misogyny Allowed

    Blocky Babes and Bros: No Misogyny Allowed
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9686
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE, THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SERVER OUT THERE, LIKE EVER.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE LITERALLY. U CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY DIAMONDS WE GOT.

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT JOINING THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U 100% MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN IT.

    PLUS, IF U JOIN, U WILL LITERALLY LIVE FOREVER. YEAH, U HEARD ME. IMMORTALITY IS JUST A CLICK AWAY.

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

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  • Creaking Survival

    Creaking Survival
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4425
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magic Items Found: 3839
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Friendly Community Everyone’s here to have fun, make friends, and enjoy the game together! No stealing, griefing, or unwanted PvP—just good vibes all around. 🤝💖
    True Vanilla Survival Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! No fancy plugins or land claims or borders—just pure, unfiltered survival fun! 🌍✨
    Multiplayer Fun With tons of players online, there’s always something exciting happening! No teleportation or warps—just good old-fashioned exploration and teamwork. 🌎🤗
    No Payments, No Perks It’s a level playing field—no donations, no ranks, no pay-to-win mechanics. Just you, the world, and endless possibilities. 💸🚫
    Brand New & Growing We’re just starting our adventure and building an amazing community. Come explore our world and see why we’re the most popular friendly vanilla survival minecraft server! 🏆🌱

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, simply input the Server IP: mc.creaking.fun in your Minecraft client.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, the server promotes a friendly and respectful community. No stealing, griefing, or unwanted PvP is allowed.

    3. Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, there are no donations, ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on the server. It’s a level playing field for all players.

    4. Can I use plugins on the server?

    The server is true vanilla survival, so no fancy plugins are used. It’s Minecraft the way it was meant to be played.

    5. How can I get involved in the community?

    You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

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  • Eternal RealmCraft 1.20.6

    Eternal RealmCraft 1.20.6
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2102
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because our fanbase is more dedicated than a Marvel fan watching their favorite streamer! We may not understand why they only watch FOTM games, but we do know that our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. Plus, who needs a regular fanbase when you can have the Marvel crowd on your side? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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  • BoomerSMP: How old am I?

    BoomerSMP: How old am I?
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6761
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 9225
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I noticed I was getting old when I couldn’t keep up with all the young whippersnappers building crazy contraptions and slaying dragons left and right. I mean, I used to be the king of the server, but now I’m just a sad old man trying to remember where I left my diamond pickaxe. But hey, if you wanna join this SMP, you can relive my glory days and maybe even surpass them! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s make some memories before we all turn into Minecraft boomers.

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