Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.
Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.
Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?
>join our Minecraft server and escape from annoying siblings like this one!
>Build your own virtual world where bears can’t bother you (unless you want them to, we have bear mods too)!
>No more family road trips, just endless fun and creativity in our server!
>Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends?
>Join now and never have to deal with pesky siblings or bear arguments again!
Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.
Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.
But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the romance is so real, even the pixels are blushing! Join us and experience the love story of a girl who has to stand on her tip toes just to go in for a kiss. It’s like a virtual Romeo and Juliet, but with creepers and diamond swords. Who needs a dating app when you can find true love in the world of blocks and mobs? Come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft soulmate. Love is in the air, along with the scent of burning zombies.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cuteness overload! We’ve got adorable pixelated animals roaming around, cute little houses with heart-shaped windows, and even a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret sauce that makes all your builds look extra fabulous. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cuteness levels are off the charts!
Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to become the most beautiful man in the blocky world? Look no further, because our server has the secret to unlocking your inner beauty! Join us and you’ll be transformed into a pixelated Adonis in no time.
Our server is like a magical beauty salon for your Minecraft character. We have potions that will give you flawless skin, enchanted armor that will make you sparkle like a diamond, and cosmetic items that will make you the envy of all the other players. Say goodbye to looking like a basic Steve and hello to being a stunning Minecraft model.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most handsome players in the game. Join our community and you’ll be surrounded by gorgeous avatars who will inspire you to reach new levels of beauty. You’ll be strutting your stuff on the virtual catwalk in no time!
So if you’re ready to become the most beautiful man in Minecraft, join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than the sun?
Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!
3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.
4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!
5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.
So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.
Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.
Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!
So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.
Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!!
http://play.zuligen.com
Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!
Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.
WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.
Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.
Spero, a unique server with a custom map, custom city management system exclusive to us, regular roleplaying community, player-driven economy, armies and movecraft. We’re built on years of experience of playing minecraft, and roleplaying. The custom map is a detailed land of epic proportions, and is unmarked, save for the cities the players build. We’re just starting up as March 2016, and so now is an ample time to join and establish yourself as a leader in this community. Found a settlement, command an NPC army, be a knight, merchant, warrior, mercenary of any race and be a lore contributor! Be rich, be poor, captain your own airship or ship, join Spero today! For more details, see our forum.
This whitelisted fantasy survival server has been running since the 1.2.x days and has never been reset except for a few chunks, it is still running the same map now as it did back then.
Note!
Fantasy does not mean medieval style alone so if you can imagine it you can probably build it, does not include modern or scifi however.
If you like having your builds online for a long time instead of getting removed every other month then this might be the server for you.
Just cause the map is old does not mean it’s huge, there’s tons of unexplored regions.
Look for yourself: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/map
The server is connected to IRC a chat network so even if the server looks empty there might be people on IRC that you can talk with and maybe even some that can come help you out on the server.
To make a whitelist application go to the forum: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/forum
Tale of Banners is a new Minecraft medieval/fantasy roleplay server. That means that this server follows a deep and expanding storyline, or Lore that is guided and changed by player’s decisions on the server every day. Inspired by our player base our aim is to make a unique, fun, friendly, and interesting environment where players of all ages can work together in immersive roleplay. And with our innovative and expansive custom plugins, realistic builds, and experienced Staff team we know that we can make a thriving community for everyone to enjoy. So please, join us today for a roleplay experience you will never forget.
Our server has a unique and amazing building style the likes of which has never been seen before. Each structure on our server is hand build with realistic intentions making every individual House, Tavern, and Castle a work of art.
ADVENTURE CAVES & TREASURE CHEST
Across our server there are scores of awesome Adventure Caves and Dungeons that just waiting to be found by any wandering explorer. Each of these dungeons contain hidden treasures provided by our Custom Chest System that allows you gain different and varying rewards over time. These systems combined can make any stroll on our server into an adventure!
PROFESSIONS
Here on Tale of Banners, we have an advanced professions system that gives you perks and abilities for any profession you chose. Including, but not limited to Farmer, Blacksmith, Miner, Woodworker, Doctor, and more!