mammogram Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	633133

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crops Grown:	4633	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Items Found:	8484
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29

OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

Goths In Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.