mammary glands Minecraft Servers

mammary glands Minecraft Servers

  • MooCraft: Udderly Infected!

    MooCraft: Udderly Infected!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2952
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Runes Activated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Holy Grails Found: 2

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    OMG u guyz, dis Minecraft server is lit AF! We got bird flu viruses infecting mammary glands like it’s nobody’s business. Cow milk be like “I got dat H5N1 up in here!” And now even mice are getting in on da action, their mammary glands ain’t safe either! Join dis server for some crazy virus-infected fun, cuz who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can have infected glands instead? Let’s get weird, y’all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MadmanCraft SMP – “I Can’t Believe It, The Madman Actually Did It”

    MadmanCraft SMP – “I Can’t Believe It, The Madman Actually Did It”
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 3436
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Dimension Hops: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2884 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Zombie Dances: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the boundaries of reality and sanity are constantly being pushed to their limits. Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Join us if you dare, as we have a player who has somehow managed to tame a herd of explosive llamas and now rides them into battle against unsuspecting mobs. And let’s not forget about the mysterious player who has built an entire roller coaster that leads straight into the fiery pits of the Nether – talk about a thrill ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who have somehow learned how to wield swords. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1055
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn tragic stories into hilarious adventures! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen!

    Ever wanted to see a player wear a wedding dress from a canceled wedding? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the joy of a sister wearing her old wedding dress to her brother’s wedding. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    Watch as family drama unfolds and emotions run high as we navigate through the ultimate wedding planning experience. From empty chairs to memorial tables, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget the father-daughter dance – it’s a must-see!

    Join now and witness the chaos as we try to make sense of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShirtlessSituations

    ShirtlessSituations
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3266
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

    Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

    CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3074
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVenezFraudProof

    CraftyVenezFraudProof
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7244
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mines Excavated: 1215
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2787 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

    so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

    KidCraft: Double Healing Powers
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1952
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6219 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

    not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

    so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XYLARS

    XYLARS
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5704
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

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    Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

    xylar.altairmc.fun

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  • The Glitched SMP

    The Glitched SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7576
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

    theglitchedsmp.feathermc.gg

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2661
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

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    Server Information

    Server IP StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
    Location Dallas, USA

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

    [💻] Stable server performance.

    [🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

    [🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

    [‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

    [🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there land claims on this server? No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
    Can I use /tpa or /home commands? No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
    Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

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  • ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

    ToiletCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7732
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Crops Grown: 7451 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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