yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!
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BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule
come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.
so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

