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PixelPewPew – Arcade Mayhem
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our Devil Blade Edition server for a wild ride! Need a break from building and mining? How about joining a shmup community in Japan? Yes, that’s right, Japan! We have a community dedicated to tracking shmup scores, with a Hall of Records that will blow your mind. Want to see some insane replays? Check out our Highest Scoring Replays List, it’s out of this world! And if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can emulate any game from the fifth gen and Dreamcast era. RetroArch is your go-to for all your retro gaming needs, with features that will make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! -
CraftyCanuckRoyalChat
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and king charles are BFFs and they discuss important stuff like how to build a giant igloo in the nether!we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!
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Crafty Safe Word Server
OMG u guyz, dis server is da bomb diggity! u gotta join cuz we got AI safe words to protect u from deepfakez! imagine urself in a deepfake vid sayin weird stuff, not on dis server tho! we got ur back with dem safe words.also, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u will find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamondz and emeralds! but u gotta be quick, cuz dem creepers be lurkin around tryna steal ur loot.
oh, and did i mention dat our server has a secret portal dat takes u to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? yea, u heard me right. unicorns and rainbows, baby!
so what u waitin for? come join us at xxx.SafeWordUnicorns.xxx and let’s have a blast together in dis crazy Minecraft world!
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Adventurous Block Realm 1.20.5
>Join our Minecraft server for a break from crazy family drama! >Escape the narcissistic grandmas and stubborn moms in our virtual world! >No need to cry like a bitch, just build and explore with us! >Find support from AI girlfriends who understand you better than real moms! >Defeat the defeat and feel the victory of crafting and surviving! >No more long ass blog posts, just fun and games in our server! -
BabyLossCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where griefing is not allowed, unless you’re grieving over not joining our server! 🤣Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures! We have a special grief-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.
Just like this player’s SIL who can’t stop talking about her stillborn baby, we promise not to bring up any sad stuff unless it’s about how sad we’d be if you didn’t join our server!
Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? 😂
Don’t be like the player’s in-laws who missed out on all the fun – join our server now and let’s make some hilarious memories together! 🤪
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DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!
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CraftyCraze – BuyItNow!
Do you own a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe that can mine blocks with just one hit? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to find rare and valuable items like this every time you mine a block. Who needs a regular old iron pickaxe when you can have one that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music while you mine? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic adventure filled with crazy loot and ridiculous shenanigans! -
CraftyCreeperDeliveryCo
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver $4 billion in military aid to israel in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor! we got rubio signing declarations left and right to make sure you get your gear fast and ready to battle it out in epic pvp matches!imagine riding into battle on a diamond-clad horse, wielding a sword that shoots fireballs and lightning bolts! our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! who needs peace treaties when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?! let’s gooooooo!
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Spring Peak Absorption Limit
so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? like, the plants in the game are like, totally going through some wild stuff. they’re photosynthesizing so fast cuz of the warm springs that they can’t even absorb carbon properly later on. it’s like, a plant party gone wrong, man.join our server and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as the plants struggle to survive in this wacky world. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll come across in this bonkers server. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!