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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	3778

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	208	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8909	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6820	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!