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  • Metal Mama’s Baby Brain Boosters

    Metal Mama’s Baby Brain Boosters

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, like, exposure to metals in early pregnancy is, like, so not cool, dude. but, like, on this server, you can, like, totally escape from all that metal stuff and just, like, build epic stuff with blocks and stuff.

    like, imagine this, dude. you’re just chilling in your virtual world, building a massive castle out of diamonds and emeralds, when suddenly, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, man, because on this server, you can just, like, respawn and start building again.

    and, like, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can, like, join a group of players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and find hidden treasure. it’s, like, so intense, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and, like, escape from all the metal stuff in real life. let’s build some epic stuff together, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server

    Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

    Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

    But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

    Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

    Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type ATM9 To The Sky
    Spawn Player-created
    Banned Items Discouraged but not banned
    Server Specs 64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
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    Website More Info

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Who can join the server? Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
    Are there banned items on the server? Some items are discouraged but not banned.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
    How long will the server be up? The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mama’s Minecraft Madness

    Mama’s Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World

    Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.

    But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?

    White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mama’s Minecart Madness

    Mama’s Minecart Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP