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LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2875	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	129318	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

Advancements, Adventures, aged, apply, cheddar, Chill, Community, Dash, Discord, Edition, End Biomes, Fun, Game, Griefing, Join, mobs, Mods, New server, Newbieville, proximity chat, smp, stealing, Vanilla, vertical slabs, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ores Mined:	8976
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	3223

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Votes:	7875

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4517
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!