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Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Enchantments Applied:	115	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or else you’ll get tickled by a chicken for eternity!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of memes and build towering structures made entirely out of cheese!

With a community crazier than a creeper on caffeine, you’ll never run out of wacky adventures and hilarious moments.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and hop on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)!

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

Aesthetics, Appearance, beauty, BlockyBeautyMC, Confidence, Cosmetics, Cosmetics (Industry), cultural norms, Deception, false advertising, false representation, Gaming, glam, Grooming, Grooming Products, lolMinecraft, makeup, MakeupMobs, Minecraft, personal care, Self-expression, self-image, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, toupee, trendy, wearing makeup

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7216	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

clock, CraftyClocks, Deadlines, efficiency, long trail, managing time, passing time, PRESSURE, productivity, stress, Ticking, Ticking Away, time awareness, time flies, time is precious, time is ticking., time is valuable, Time management, time perception, time running out, time ticking by

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Buildings Constructed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6360
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Potions Brewed:	40	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	116

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

Anime, Character development, comedy, comedy of errors, creative process, Daily Life, eccentric characters, goals, harem, Hidden Secrets, imouto, Imouto sae Ireba ii, light novel, otaku culture, peculiarities, perfectionism, personal growth, romance, sibling love, sibling relationships, SisConCraft, slice of life, storytelling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

collide, CraftyStepdads, Drama, emotional reaction, Entertainment, Fallout, Fallout franchise, family drama, Fandom, funhouse, Gaming, Geek Culture, Obsession, online discussion, pop culture, post-apocalyptic, reaction video, Sci Fi, soi-ing out, stepdad, streaming series, television adaptation, Television series, tv show, video games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!