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Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server

Adventure, Gothenburg, Malmö, Minecraft, Nordic countries, Scandinavian countries, Server, sonic, Sonicadventure2upplagan, stockholm, Sverigetråden, Sweden, Swedish culture, swedish food, Swedish history, Swedish landmarks, swedish language, Swedish lifestyle, swedish music, Swedish traditions, Swedish travel, Swedish vlogger, swedish youtuber, Travel Sweden

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

Back-Set SMP: 200 Years of Minecraft Fun

Åland, BackSet, CELEBRATIONS, Country, Defeats, Democracy, elections, finland, Fun, Göteborg, Government, History, Malmö, Minecraft, Nordic countries, norway, Politics, Scandinavia, setbacks, smp, stockholm, Taunting, winning parties, Years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being constantly owned by Finland, Norway, and their cronies? Do you want to finally stick it to those smug Swedes in Stockholm and Göteborg? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and help turn the tables on these bullies by building your own epic base and forming alliances with other players. Take down the oppressive regimes of Åland and Malmö with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those Nordic naysayers who’s really in charge!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4755	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	72	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Farms Harvested:	509
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	7361	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5970
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	2687

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?