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Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

Cycle, Endless, ETERNAL, Eternity, Groundhog day, hour, Infinite, Life, Looped, never ending, never escape, Paradox, past, Repetitive, Stuck, temporal anomaly, Time, Time Loop, time manipulation, time travel, Trapped

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL

China, ChinaEU, collaboration, Communication, CommuniCraft, cooperation, cross-cultural communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomacy talks, diplomatic relations, enhance communication, EU, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international dialogue, international relations, lol, negotiations, Partnership, Trade, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	4528	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Planet Evolution

Civilization, Development, discovery, Evolution, Existence, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, foothold, human life, Intelligent Life, Life Elsewhere, new model, Origins, PIXEL, planet, planetary evolution, Possibility, research, Science, Space, theory, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ores Mined:	7077	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE PLANETARY EVOLUTION BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. U CAN BE A HUMAN OR AN ALIEN OR WHATEVER U WANT. MAYBE U’LL FIND INTELLIGENT LIFE IN DA UNIVERSE, LIKE A VILLAGER WHO CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION. OR MAYBE U’LL JUST FIND A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL THEIR OWN NAMES. WHO KNOWS? COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U CAN HAVE. MAYBE U’LL EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD. LOLZ.

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Appearance, Blond, BLONDE, Blonde hair, cultural perceptions, discrimination, ethnicity, hair color, Identity, jew, Jewish, labeling, mystic, physical appearance, prejudice, Realm, Religion, religious identity, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	101	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you choose between being a Jew or a Blonde? Well, on this server, you can be both at the same time! Join now for the ultimate identity crisis experience!

Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.

Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!

Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!

JoblessCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Have you ever wanted to quit your job in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We have had players who were so inspired by the creativity and freedom on our server that they quit their jobs on the spot just to spend more time building and exploring in our virtual world.

One player, let’s call him Steve, was working as a boring accountant when he stumbled upon our server. After spending just a few hours mining diamonds and battling creepers, he realized that his true calling was to be a master builder in our Minecraft universe. So, he marched into his boss’s office, yelled “I quit!”, and never looked back.

Another player, let’s call her Alex, was a high-powered lawyer who was tired of the stress and pressure of her job. But after joining our server and experiencing the tranquility of farming and fishing, she decided that she would rather spend her days tending to her virtual crops than arguing in a courtroom. So, she dramatically threw her briefcase out the window and declared herself a full-time Minecraft player.

If you’re ready to take the leap and join a community where creativity knows no bounds and the possibilities are endless, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you may just find yourself quitting your job on the spot too!

CraftyProtesters

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, civil liberties, civil society, CraftyProtesters, Democracy, democracy movement, eastern europe, Fighting, freedom of speech, georgia, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, opposition, Political unrest, protest movement, protest tactics, Protesters, resistance, Russian pivot

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil georgia government trying to take away our blocky freedom! we are like the rebels in star wars but with pickaxes and creepers instead of lightsabers and stormtroopers. join us in our quest to keep the server free from the russian pivot, whatever that means. build your own rebel base, mine for diamonds to fund our rebellion, and battle against the evil georgia government in epic pvp battles. come join us and be a hero in the fight for blocky freedom!

CraftyRainbowLand

acceptance, Attitudes, Behavior, CraftyRainbowLand, discrimination, Dutch, equality, family dynamics, findings, gay dads, judge, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, Perception, Personality, Sexuality, social norms, societal views, Students, study

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are dutch students who are like, super judgmental but in a totally cool way. they don’t care if your dad is gay or straight, they just wanna know if you can build a sick castle or mine diamonds like a boss. it’s like, a study found that these students are all about personality and behavior, not who your parents love. so if you wanna join a server where you can be yourself and show off your mad minecraft skills, this is the place for you. plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of dutch students who are low-key judging you but in a totally chill way? come join the fun and see if you can impress these cool kids with your epic minecraft creations.

Islandia

Auctions, Creative, Custom Enchants, Custom Map, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Islandia, Kits, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, Parkour, Pets, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	6125	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][Towny][SMP]

Description	Semi-vanilla server using the Continents datapack for worldgen. Many small islands scattered among large continents and everything in between. Isolated land in an ocean world encourages unique styles of gameplay. Go island hopping and explore vast land masses – or rush to claim valuable territory and lead a settled life with friends. Discord

Plugins	Towny, BlockLocker, EssentialsX, MyPet, TreeAssist

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Islandia server, simply enter the server address (islandiamc.duckdns.org) in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for a list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Islandia.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on the Islandia server and explore the unique gameplay experience together.

4. What sets Islandia apart from other Minecraft servers?

Islandia offers a semi-vanilla experience with a unique world generation using the Continents datapack, creating diverse landscapes for players to explore and settle on.

5. Are there any specific gameplay features or activities on the server?

Players can engage in town-building, exploration, PvP battles, and more on the Islandia server. The server also features plugins like Towny, BlockLocker, and MyPet to enhance gameplay.

Whimsical Menhera Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, cute but psycho, dark aesthetic, emotional trauma, Kawaii, Land, Manga, Menhera, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, mental instability, Mental Wellness, pastel goth, psychological thriller, self harm, WHIMSICAL, yandere

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if our players will turn into menheras! Watch as they build kawaii houses and fight off creepers with pastel-colored swords! It’s like a crazy anime plot but in Minecraft form!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between yandere and tsundere players, all while collecting virtual waifus and husbandos to join your pixelated harem! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server ever created!

Childcare4Billionaires Minecraft SMP

billionaires, childcare, Childcare costs, Childcare4Billionaires, children, economic burden, family, Family Planning, financial assistance, future generations, government assistance, income inequality, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, parenting, philanthropy, smp, social responsibility, societal norms, society, Subsidies, Support, wealth gap

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

So like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna join a community of crazy rich billionaires who are all about having kids but like, don’t wanna pay for childcare. It’s like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground daycare where all the kids can hang out while their parents are busy mining for diamonds. It’s like, the ultimate family-friendly server, except not really because we’re all a bunch of maniacs. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).