mallrats – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad

Boundaries, cell phone, Communication, compromise, consequences, dairy, discipline, family, food allergies, gluten, health, Honesty, Manipulation, parenting, relationships, School, SchoolSkipperDad, sick days, SicklySnacksStop, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with manipulative stepdaughters who fake illnesses to get out of school? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world with no fake stomach aches in sight. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who try to pull a fast one like this stepdaughter.

We have a strict no lying, cheating, or manipulating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from any sneaky schemes. Plus, we offer a special bonus for all players who can resist the temptation of dairy and gluten – unlimited access to your cell phone and friend’s houses!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be faking is your mining skills!

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BlockyBirds & The Bees

ABSTINENCE, anatomy, BEES, BlockyBirds, Communication, consent, Contraception, curriculum, Decision making, Gender Identity, healthy relationships, high school, peer pressure, pregnancy prevention, puberty, relationships, reproductive health, reproductive rights, safe sex practices, sex education, sexual orientation, sexually transmitted infections

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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SunbathingBuddiesMC

AI Video, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, Politics, social media, Sunbathing, SunbathingBuddiesMC, Surveillance, Technology, trump, united states, viral video, world leaders

OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣

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Milestone Breaker: Faith’s Drafting Dream

4-minute mile barrier, achievement, aerodynamic drafting, Athletics, Breaker, determination, Drafting, dream, Endurance, Faith Kipyegon, Faiths, Female athlete, historic milestone, inspiration, milestone, Performance, record-breaking, Running, SPEED, sports, success, track and field, Training, women’s mile world record

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see a female athlete break the 4-minute mile barrier in minecraft? well, on our server, anything is possible! join us and witness Faith Kipyegon shatter records with improved aerodynamic drafting, like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? come be a part of history in the making and see just how fast she can run in our virtual world. don’t miss out on this epic event, join now and be amazed!

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Iris Network

custom textures, Friends, Iris Network, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, Minecraft, mobs, Private Project

Iris Network – Private Project For Friends. Lifesteal Server with a lot of custom textures and mobs.

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Vtuber Mahjong Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, ASP, Chuubas, doko, doragon, fig, fortune, Haven, jellyjonger, Jong, jongstalker, kaavi, mahjong, Mahjong Vtuber, Mayo, MJG, PCG, PFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPPHHHHHHHH, raspberries, STREAMS, Tournament, VT, Vtuber, yaku

Join our Minecraft server for the Raspberries Edition! Why? Because our streams are so lit, you’ll be like “PFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPPHHHHHHHH”! Plus, we have jong chuubas that will blow your mind, like seriously, they’re WIP but trust me, they’re worth it. And guess what? Dofume is hosting a tournament, so you better join before it’s too late! Also, Kaavi’s fortune says you’ll lose, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on the server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma

blood family, brand name bags, canine, care, college fund, college tuition, cousin’s dog, cousins, Dilemma, downgrading lifestyle, education, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, financial assistance, financial state, Luxury Vacations, medical fees, nephew, Nephews, out of touch, overseas trips, personal choice, saving for college, shopping sprees, unfair treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.

Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!

So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!

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BlockySecrets

anonymous message, BlockySecrets, Cathartic, Closure, Communication, Confessions, Connection, consequences, emotions, Expression, Hidden feelings, Honesty, no responses, relationships, Release, Relief, Secrets, Trust, Truth, unburden, Vulnerability

Are you tired of holding back your true feelings? Do you have a burning desire to unleash your inner savage without any repercussions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and send anonymous messages to anyone in your life without fear of consequences. Want to tell your boss they’re a potato in disguise? Done. Need to confess your love to your crush’s pet goldfish? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme. Join now and let the madness begin!

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Penis Party Land

anatomy, average female hand, average male hand, biology, comparison, Diversity, Experience, gender differences, gender dynamics, Hands, human body, Individuality, Intimacy, Land, Party, penis, physical contact, relationships, sexual activity, sexual partners, statistics, UNIQUENESS

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Dusty Drive: Asthma Alert!

ALERT, asthma, congestive heart failure, DRIVE, dust storms, dusty, health risks, hospital visits, motor vehicle accidents, time-stratified case-crossover design, U.S. Southwest

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have dust storms that will blow your mind! Literally, because they’re so intense you’ll forget where you are. But don’t worry, we have motor vehicle accidents to keep things exciting! And if you survive that, you can visit our hospital for some asthma and congestive heart failure fun! It’s like a rollercoaster of health risks, but in Minecraft form. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dust storms like never before!

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