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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 440 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7362 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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