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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7239 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7318 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!