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Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	877458	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Magic Items Found:	1873	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2671	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	7415	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

Advancements, Adventures, aged, apply, cheddar, Chill, Community, Dash, Discord, Edition, End Biomes, Fun, Game, Griefing, Join, mobs, Mods, New server, Newbieville, proximity chat, smp, stealing, Vanilla, vertical slabs, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	182151	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!