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NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Emeralds Found:	343
Animals Bred:	99	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	173751	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	858296
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.