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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8403 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!