malignant Minecraft Servers

malignant Minecraft Servers

  • ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

    ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6114
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

    We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

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  • CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server

    CukeCraft – The Watermelon Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8299
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a rainbow made of skittles.

    imagine a world where cucumbers feel more like WATERmelon than watermelon namewise. yep, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll experience on this server.

    we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the creepers. join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your life.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a total minecraft legend!”

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  • CatScratchCraze

    CatScratchCraze
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9054
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Towns Built: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

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  • Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4

    Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7333
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Votes: 1145
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Type Whitelisted, semi-vanilla
    Version Java 1.20.4
    Plugins Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together
    Launch Date 23 March 2024

    Features:

    We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
    What are the server’s rules? We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun!
    Are there any specific playstyles welcomed? We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything!
    What time are the server’s events? Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

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  • Zombie Brains Minecraft Server

    Zombie Brains Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4629
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crops Grown: 9704
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5710 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is infested with zombies! That’s right, you’ll have to fend off hordes of brain-hungry zombies while trying to survive and build your own little slice of paradise. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you out, so grab your sword and get ready to kick some undead butt!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.

    So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.

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  • JPopJam Minecraft Server

    JPopJam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 1104
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

    VacayExclusion Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7047
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

    Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

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  • GraduationGriefCraft

    GraduationGriefCraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8185
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

    Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

    And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

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  • RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

    RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6257
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

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  • CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

    CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4536
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Enchantments Applied: 197 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 651
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147 Farms Harvested: 303

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

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