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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3909 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.