Malibu Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jokester’s Keep: No Leaving Allowed!

4th of july, Allowed, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Ego, family, family gathering, funny joke, jokesters, LEAVING, Malibu, nephew, parenting, Pool, rental house, sibling rivalry, squabble

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	254	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only squabbles are between you and the creepers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Our server is so drama-free, you’ll forget what it’s like to have a family argument over pool snacks. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even your 11-year-old nephew Reid will feel right at home (just make sure he watches his language around the mods)!

Forget about real-life conflicts and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds. Join our server today and leave the family drama behind – because who needs that when you can build your own virtual empire?

RentFreeFactsMC

brain dump, Fun facts, head space, Interesting Tidbits, living rent free, occupying my brain, occupying my mind, occupying my thoughts, occupying rent, occupying space, pointless facts, Random facts, random information, random thoughts, rent free, RentFreeFactsMC, Trivia, useless information, useless knowledge, useless trivia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	2393
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing skeletons and disco balls.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what random useless fact lives rent-free in your head? Join our server and make some unforgettable memories today!

CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, brown lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, catastrophic tipping point, climate change, climate emergency, crystal blue lakes, Crystalcraft, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, glacier melt, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland, melting ice, methane emissions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, water contamination

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magic Items Found:	2447
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	4560
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

OMG u guyz, dis server iz so lit dat even Greenland iz shakin in its icy boots! our crystal blue lakes r turnin BROWN and belchin out CARBON DIOXIDE like itz nobodiez business. come join us on dis wild ride as we turn da world upside down in Minecraft! who needz global warmin when u got our server bringin da heat? Join now for a chance to witness da end of da world in da most epic way possible! 🌍🔥💥 #GreenlandAintGotNothinOnUs

CraftyCrisisDanemark

Arctic, controversy, CraftyCrisisDanemark, crisis mode, denmark, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Greenland, international communication, international relations, leadership, News, phone call, Politics, Territory Dispute, trump, united states, world events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.

Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, active server, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Events, friendly players, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, online play, Player Base, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, voice chat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	5835
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Events, Inclusivity, Quality of Life Addons, Shopping and Minigames District, Mayoral Elections, Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins, 24/7 Uptime, and more!
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the Turnabout Minecraft server, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server friendly to new players?

A: Yes, Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a friendly and inclusive environment for all players, including new ones.

Q: What kind of events does the server host?

A: Currently, the server is about to start capture the flag and is working on the museum. Events like these offer fun and entertainment for the players.

Q: Are there any rules against stealing and griefing?

A: Yes, Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to protect players’ items and builds. Any instances of theft or damage can be rolled back.

Q: What is the Mayoral Elections feature?

A: Mayoral Elections allow players to have a say in how the shopping and minigames district is run, giving them a sense of ownership and decision-making in the server.

Magic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, bimbo, BLONDE, bombshell, charming, CONFIDENT, curvy, desirable, Elegant, Glamorous, hot, Magic, mel, Melodies, Milf, Mommy, seductive, Sexy, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1540	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3366	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a blonde bimbo bombshell of the gaming world. It’s so hot, it’ll make your computer catch on fire!

Join for the ultimate thrill of building and exploring in a world that’s as sexy as it is dangerous. Plus, the players on this server are like a bunch of wild party animals, always ready to have a good time and make you question your own existence.

And let’s not forget about the crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but in a totally legal and safe way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the ultimate mind-blowing experience!

Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol consumption, Bed.., boyfriends perspective, Buddies, campus gossip, campus involvement, friend loyalty, girlfriend drama, guest list, guy with girlfriend, house crashers, joint birthday party, letting, long distance friendship, Minecraft, Miscommunication., party aftermath, relationship boundaries, roommate dynamics, Server, sleep in my bed, social media backlash, steady friends

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us for epic parties where you can invite all your friends, even that guy friend you’ve known since freshman year who may or may not have a crazy girlfriend. We promise no drama, just fun and games!

Build your dream house and invite all your friends to crash after a wild party. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to steal their Minecraft boyfriend – unless you actually do, then all bets are off!

So come join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual birthday party!

HubsHatesItButHeGottaGo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no family dinner drama!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the social calendar woes of your real life. Tired of being responsible for RSVPs and dealing with pushy family members? Join our server and leave all that behind!

Imagine a world where you can accept invites on behalf of your husband without any consequences. No more awkward family dinners or fights over who should cancel plans. On our server, you make the rules and drama is strictly prohibited.

Join us for monthly family dinners with virtual in-laws who will never judge you for accepting invites without permission. Enjoy quality time with virtual siblings and relatives who won’t guilt trip you for missing events. It’s the perfect solution for anyone tired of real-life social obligations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who knew virtual family dinners could be so stress-free and fun?

Foodie4Life Minecraft SMP

Appetite, Choice, cravings, decision, DELICIOUS, diet, Eating, Favorite, Food, Foodie4Life, Hunger, Longevity, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Preference, restriction, satisfaction, selection, smp, Survival, Sustenance, Taste

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	199	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes and the most lit parties! Like, one time we had a creeper disco and it was off the chain, yo. And our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less homework. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

And if you could only eat one food for the rest of ur life, I would choose enchanted golden apples because they give you superpowers and make you invincible. So yeah, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #CreeperDiscoForever

NSFWcraft: Blocky Advice

Adult, advice, arousal, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, NSFWcraft, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sex, taboo

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crops Grown:	1996	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or competing in a chicken jousting tournament to win rare loot. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon bust a move like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MacBeth’s C-Section Adventure

Adventure, Birth, c-section, classic, CSection, death, destiny, Drama, Fatality, fate, historical, literary, Literature, Macbeth, MacBeths, Play, Scottish Play, Shakespeare, Shakespearean, Theatre, Tragedy, tragedy of MacBeth, tragic hero

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.