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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8295 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!