malfunctioning clock – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

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ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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mc.servermc.xyz:10629

1.8.9 server, Custom, Download, external hdd, Faction Pvp, Ip:, Minecraft, offline mode, Plugins, portable, PvP, Raiding, Survival, USB drive, username

1.8.9 server

ip: mc.servermc.xyz:10629

offline mode offplugins 0

please do not take other people username

download: archive.org/details/minecraft-1.8.9-without-launcher (Also works portable on usb drive or external hdd)

mc.servermc.xyz:10629

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Frozen Azalea Gardens: Where even the flowers get cold feet [Smp]

admin shop, azalea, big, Clan Base, Clans, cold, Craft, custom ores, Daily Rewads, Discord, Discord Join, Economic Driven Realm, ever-evolving world, feet, Flowers, Forge, frozen, Gardens, HORIZON, Join, Pay, Player shop, RANK, redeem codes, Sell, smp, Warps

霜Azalea SMP Server

New Season: ☀️New Horizon

Features:

Feature	Description
Warps	Teleport to different locations
Custom Ores	Unique ores for mining
Daily Rewards	Get rewards daily
Redeem Codes	Redeem special codes for rewards
Player Shop	Set up your own shop to trade with players
Admin Shop	Buy items from the server’s shop
Rank	Earn ranks in the server
Clans	Create or join clans
Clan Base	Build and customize your clan’s base

Open World SMP! Forge your own path in this ever-evolving world. CRAFT BIG!!

Join at Discord !! JOIN IN DISCORD !

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and fair gaming environment.
Can I create my own clan?	Yes, players can create their own clans and invite other players to join.
How do I earn rewards?	Players can earn rewards by participating in server events, completing challenges, and being active in the community.

TechRealms Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Chads, con artists, Fake, Harmless, Hiding, homicides, innocent men, inside, Manipulation, Minecraft, Obsession, Players, real, Server, sexual assaults, Technology, TechRealms, Trust, Truth, Victim, weird, Women

Are you tired of fake people and drama in your life? Join our Minecraft server and let your true self shine! No more trusting abusive con artists or falling for players, on our server, we only welcome genuine players who have nothing to hide.

Unlike the “chads” out there, our players are kind, respectful, and always have your back. Say goodbye to being the victim of homicides and sexual assaults, and say hello to a community that truly cares about you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3205

Adventure, Anthro, AnthroMales, bears, comfort, FANTASY, feathers, Females, Furry, Human Males, Knights, love, Magic, Marriage, MASSAGE, Mature, Media, Minecraft, odin, romance, Sanctuary, smp, storytelling, writing guides

Hey there, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the beauty of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and adventures, like the tale of a second chance, a loveless incantation, and even a bug in the stars (because who doesn’t love a good space adventure with furry creatures?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience a smoking hot beach bear party or get a cool massage in the virtual world? Well, now you can!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love, magic, and furry fatales. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a story of your own on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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Jumper4TeensCraft

13 year old, Adult, aftermath, age gap, BIAS, Camp, CHANGE, FLIRTING, girl, Giving, Jumper, Jumper4TeensCraft, Kids, MINOR, scout equivalent, Sun, togetherness, volunteer, water fight, Weirdo, world peace

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can forget all about awkward encounters with minors at summer camp? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be covering in water is creepers trying to blow up your base!

We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.

So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!

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BeachBashMCSMP

activities, Beach, beach theme, BeachBashMCSMP, Birthday, bonfire, celebration, dancing, Frisbee, games, Music, outdoor fun, Party, sandcastle building, snorkeling, Sunbathing, Surfing, swimming, teenagers, Volleyball, water sports

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic beach theme birthday party ever!

Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!

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MineCraftMastery

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, growth mindset., habit formation, habits, healthy habits, mindfulness, mindset, MineCraftMastery, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, success habits

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and witness the magic of our top 3 habits that will transform you into a better version of yourself:

1. The Habit of Mining Obsidian with a Toothpick: Our players have mastered the art of mining obsidian with nothing but a toothpick! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show off your obsidian fortress built with toothpick-mined blocks.

2. The Habit of Taming Creepers as Pets: Forget about dogs and cats, on our server, you can tame creepers as your loyal pets! Watch as your explosive companions follow you around and protect you from any pesky mobs that come your way.

3. The Habit of Building Roller Coasters in the Nether: Who says the Nether has to be a scary place? On our server, players have turned the fiery depths into a theme park paradise by building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start developing these life-changing habits that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master!

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UkraineCraft Server – F-16s vs Russia!

aerial combat, aggression, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16s, F16s, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, warplanes

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE F-16s FLYIN AROUND FIGHTIN RUSSIA! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! U CAN FLY A F-16 AND DROP CREEPERS ON UR ENEMIES! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET BASE UNDERGROUND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN! #F16MINECRAFTBATTLE #UKRAINEVSRUSSIA #DIAMONDSFOREVER

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Musk’s Blocky Battle: UK Edition

battle, blocky, civil war, Comments.., Conflict, controversy, Edition, elon musk, Future, Global, Inevitable, Musk, Musks, News, Politics, post, social media, society, Technology, Tension, twitter, uk, United Kingdom, Unjustified

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

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FirebrickFrenzy

2050, batteries, clean energy, climate change, cost effective, energy efficiency, environmental impact, FirebrickFrenzy, firebricks, global reliance, heat-storing, Hydrogen, industrial applications, Industries, innovation, renewable energy, researchers, sustainable technology, thermal storage, TRILLIONS, underground heat storage

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’s like firebricks saving industries trillions of dollars? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and experience a world where firebricks are the key to everything. We predict that by playing on our server, you could reduce your reliance on boring old batteries by 14.5%. That’s right, no more dead phones or laptops for you!

Not only that, but you could also cut down on your hydrogen usage by a whopping 31%. Say goodbye to stinky gas stations and hello to a cleaner, greener Minecraft world!

And get this, underground heat storage? Pfft, who needs it when you’re on our server! We’ll reduce that nonsense by 27.3% and have you living your best Minecraft life in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest, most firebrick-filled server in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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