Malfunctioning Clock MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

clock maintenance, Summer, time awareness during daylight savings, summer time, time adjustment

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

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ClockworkCraft

Repetition, chronometer, malfunction, hands of time, broken clock

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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RihCraft: Russian Mayhem

Russian, CASUALTIES, MAYHEM, injuring, War

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!

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ConfidentlyIncorrectCraft

Experience, Unsure, opinion, Certainty, uncertainty

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then u gotta join our server, cuz we got all the craziness u need!

imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, with a diamond helmet on its head. yea, that's the kind of stuff u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music all day long. it's like a party that never ends!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yea, it's totally safe, don't worry.

so if u want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations), then come on down to our server. we promise u won't be disappointed!

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AI Code Security FunCraft

Software Development, AI Security, secure coding, computer science, machine learning

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be automating da correctness assessment of AI-generated code for security contexts! like bruh, imagine a world where da code be so smart it can keep out dem hackers and trolls tryna ruin yo vibe.

we got robots and lasers and all dat cool sci-fi stuff to keep yo builds safe and sound. ain’t nobody messin’ with yo creations on dis server, we got da best protection in town.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, we take security to a whole new level. ain’t no glitch or bug gonna bring us down, we be livin’ in a world of pure code perfection. let’s get digital, baby!

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TheVacuumCleaner [Modded]

Create, simulation, Valkyrien Skies, Space Addon, Whitelist

Summer MC Server Overview

Server Info Details

Version Minecraft 1.20.1

Modpack The Dyson Sphere

Difficulty Mild

RAM Recommendation 6GB minimum

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What mods are included in The Dyson Sphere modpack?

The Dyson Sphere modpack includes mods such as Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech+Space Addon, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka ships, and airships.

Is the server whitelist-only?

Yes, the server is whitelist-only to ensure a fantastic community and engaging modded experience.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

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Jocat’s Chill Minecraft Server

human trash, judgment, criticism, Gaming, ONLINE

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! We promise no controversial shenanigans here, just good old-fashioned block building fun. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server – trust us, you don’t want to miss out on their llama drama! So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples!

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KissableLips Minecraft Server

Server, Aesthetic, fictional, love, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Join us and debate the important questions like, “Which anime girl has the most kissable lips?” Will it be Sailor Moon or Hatsune Miku? Only on our server will you find the answers to life’s most pressing questions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle giant anime monsters with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures begin!

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PixelPride Minecraft Server

gender, Identity, tolerance, Support, equality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of diversity and acceptance! Just like how this dad is cool with his daughter bringing home anyone, we welcome all players regardless of gender, sexuality, or creeper-phobia.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build your dream world with your girlfriend Brit or boyfriend Brent without any judgment. We don’t believe in big reveals or fancy to-dos, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

So come on over and show us your pansexual pride by creating the most fabulous rainbow castle or the most epic gender-neutral fortress. Because in this server, love is love and Minecraft is for everyone. Don’t be an AH, join us today!

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SickWifeGolfTripAITA

sick wife, childcare, personal time, parental duties, annual tradition

Are you tired of being stuck at home taking care of everyone while missing out on all the fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family life for a while!

Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!

Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!

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Server Info	Details
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Malfunctioning Clock

Summer MC Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What mods are included in The Dyson Sphere modpack?

Is the server whitelist-only?

How can I join the server?

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?