malfunction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stairlifts Save Lives

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

SyriaEvacGoneWrong

BREAKS DOWN, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic incident, emergency, evacuation mission, international relations, malfunction, Military, Naval, open sea, personnel evacuation, rescue operation, russia, Russian, stranded, stranded at sea, Syria, SyriaEvacGoneWrong, Ukrainian Intelligence, Vessel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

lol u know u wanna join this minecraft server cuz we got a russian vessel that breaks down in the open sea and ukrainian intelligence is all up in it like WHOA. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin on. plus, our minecraft world is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now before the russian vessel gets fixed and sails away into the sunset.

Save File Corruptor Minecraft SMP

corrupted files, corrupted memory card, corrupted save file, corruptor, Corrupts, data corruption, Digital, Disaster, error, File, Frustration, Gaming, glitch, long tail tags, lost progress, malfunction, Memory card, Minecraft, Path, Save, Save File, smp, Storage, Technology, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	731
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server will corrupt your memory card and fuck up your save file if you dare to stray from the path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to build a cozy little cottage? Too bad, our server will turn it into a giant pink flamingo instead. Think you can mine for diamonds in peace? Think again, because our server will spawn a horde of angry chickens to chase you down.

But hey, who needs a functioning save file when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

NukeCraft404

emergency response, energy crisis, equipment failure, incident investigation, maintenance, malfunction, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraft404, operational disruption, plant safety, plant shutdown, power generation, power outage, reactor problem, regulatory compliance, Russian, safety concern, technical issue, unit shutdown

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	39132
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of your gaming console betraying you just when you start to have fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing bricking itself is the competition! Join us and experience a world where hardware errors are a thing of the past, and the only thing crashing is the party! So come on in and let’s build some epic creations together, because on our server, the only thing getting bricked is your sense of reality!

SwitchCraft: Neighbor Stereo

BEDROOM, BIZARRE, Connection, Electrical, funny, INCONVENIENCE, light-switch, malfunction, neighbor, noise, prank, sleep disturbance, Stereo, strange, Surprise, SwitchCraft, Technology, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, wiring

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. So, like, imagine this, right? You log on to the server and BAM! Your character is wearing a chicken suit and is riding a pig with a sombrero. And then, outta nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party up in here, yo!

But wait, there’s more! Every time you mine a block, a chorus of llamas starts singing “Despacito” in perfect harmony. And when you build a house, a squad of pandas shows up to help you decorate with disco balls and lava lamps. It’s lit, my dude!

Oh, and get this, the mobs on this server are straight up wildin’. Creepers wear top hats and monocles, skeletons do the Macarena before shooting arrows at you, and zombies drop loot bags filled with glitter and unicorn farts. It’s a whole new level of insanity, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers, wackadoodle, off-the-wall gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, on this server, the light-switch in your bedroom is wired to your neighbor’s stereo. Don’t ask how, just embrace the chaos, dude!

BugZap Minecraft Server

Access, Allowed, battery safety, bug infestation, bugs, BugZap, cyber attack, cyber security issues, data breach, digital security, electronic devices, electronic devices malfunction, investigation, lithium battery, malfunction, Minecraft, privacy concerns, security breach, Server, tech industry, Technology, technology news, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	1692	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Votes:	6215
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bugs have taken over and are now in control of the lithium batteries! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where insects are the rulers and technology is their plaything.

But fear not, for these bugs are not your average creepy crawlies. They have evolved to be super intelligent and have created a utopia where everyone is welcome, as long as you bring your A-game when it comes to building and surviving.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where bugs reign supreme and lithium batteries are the currency of choice. Who knew that a simple Minecraft server could turn into a bug-infested paradise?

Beep-Stop Microwave Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

why should u join? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and suddenly they were transformed into a block of cheese. but don’t worry, they were the tastiest cheese in all the land.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls? ya, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a talking microwave that tells the funniest jokes? ya, u heard me right. u can have a laugh while ur food is heating up.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

SmallAnt is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his speedrunning content. He specializes in games such as Super Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and is known for his entertaining commentary and impressive speedrunning skills. SmallAnt has gained a large following on both platforms for his energetic personality and dedication to mastering the art of speedrunning.

Verox.gg

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Adventure Gameplay SMP Server Popular Rising star Connect Add Server Fun Community PVP Economy Plugins Roleplay Mini-games Creative Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Verox.gg | Your Adventure Begins Here Verox.gg is the ultimate Minecraft survival server providing a fantastic gameplay experience. Known as the #1 SMP server, Verox is a rising star. We aim to become the #1 most popular SMP (survival multiplayer) server in the world.

Connect to Verox.gg today

1. In Minecraft, go to Multiplayer, and click Add Server 2. Enter verox.gg into the server address box and click Done 3. Have fun!

verox.gg

TradingMC

Arcade, battlefield, Battles, bedrock, Boxpvp, Colorful, Combat, competitive, Cross-Play, game modes, java, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Retro, Rewards, Skills, Strategic, themed arenas, TradingMC, Upgrades, vibrant

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crops Grown:	7734

BoxPVP java and bedrock 1.21 cross-play server with arcade theme offers a unique experience for players of different platforms. With a focus on intense PvP combat in closed boxes, players can face off in exciting strategic battles, where every move counts. The arcade setting adds a retro and vibrant touch, creating a dynamic and colorful atmosphere. Players can enjoy a competitive environment while exploring different game modes and themed arenas inspired by arcade classics. With a system of rewards and upgrades, the server invites players to hone their skills and dominate the battlefield in a world where quick entertainment and reflexes are key.

108.181.241.210:25629

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, competition standings, CraftyCraze, fart cc, gielinor gazette, halloween fixes, Info, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, osrs game, project zanaris, run energy changes, Server, skilling competition, twitter, twitter widget, Website, Wiki

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually located in Gielinor, the world of RuneScape. That’s right, you can mine and craft with the best of them in this magical land.

2. We have a special feature where your run energy changes constantly, keeping you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and mines.

3. Project Zanaris is our latest update, where you can explore the mystical fairy realm and battle evil creatures for epic loot.

4. Halloween on our server is a wild ride, with fixes that will make your head spin and miscellaneous changes that will leave you questioning reality.

5. If you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We have quests that will blow your mind and diaries that will challenge even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.

Awful Localizations Minecraft SMP

accurate translations, Awful, awful localizations, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, faithful translations, global communication, language barriers, language localization, language proficiency, language services, language translation, linguistic accuracy, localization challenges, localization industry, localization process, localizations, Minecraft, outside influence, smp, translation accuracy, translation errors, translation quality, translation techniques

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from exploding pigs to dancing llamas.

Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!

SliceMC

action-packed, Adventure, alliances, Battles, competitive edge, enemies, Hearts, Indian, indian minecraft community, kill, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, lose it all., rise-to-the-top, Rivals, smp, Survival, Survival Challenge, thrilling mechanic

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Slice MC – Public Lifesteal SMP (Indian Server)

Welcome to Slice MC, India’s premier Lifesteal SMP! In this intense Minecraft survival server, every kill grants you more hearts, but death comes at a price. Gain strength by stealing hearts from your enemies or lose it all in fierce battles. Form alliances, betray rivals, and dominate the leaderboards in this action-packed, heart-stealing adventure!

Join the Indian Minecraft community today for 24/7 action, a competitive edge, and a thrilling lifesteal mechanic that makes survival more challenging than ever. Can you rise to the top, or will you lose it all?

play.slicemc.fun:6523

Chunky Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, chunky, coping mechanisms, depression, Eating disorders, fat shaming, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self esteem, self harm, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, societal pressure, Suicide prevention, unhealthy habits, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

New Minecraft SMP Experimental Technology

Awareness, Coma, coma awakening, coma patient, Communication, Consciousness, EXPERIMENTAL, experimental technology, experimental treatment, health, Hope, Medical, medical advancements, Message, Minecraft, new technology, Reach, Recovery, smp, Support, Technology, technology innovation, uncertainty, Wake Up

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Delico’s Plant Party Minecraft Server

Delico’s Nursery, delicos, Episode 09, gardening, indoor plants, Minecraft, Party, Plant, Plant care, plant containers, plant diseases, plant fertilization, plant growth, plant health, plant lighting, plant maintenance, plant nursery, plant pests, plant potting, plant propagation, plant pruning, plant repotting, plant soil, plant tips, plant watering, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mines Excavated:	1327	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).