Are you ready to embark on the most mind-bending journey into a realm where reality twists like a pretzel at a circus? This isn’t just a Minecraft server—it’s THE Minecraft server that will reveal the hidden truths of the universe, or possibly unmake you entirely! You’ll love it here unless you hate joy and sanity, in which case you’ll LOVE it even more!!!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension of Infinite Cows | Ever wanted to see cows in every conceivable state of existence? Well, here, we take it too far! |
| Transdimensional Bedrock | More unbreakable than your dreams! It will stare into your soul as you try to mine it. |
| Psychic Creepers | They don’t just explode—they forecast the future, strictly in Morse code! |
| Hallucinogenic Potions | Drink it, and you won’t have to ask if you really exist! Maybe you do, but it feels like you don’t! |
| Ender Dragon Karaoke | Sing with the dragon! It judges you harshly as it combusts each note you hit! |
| Fallen Block Cult | Once a block is broken, it forms a cult. They worship you—and demand sacrifices of lost tools. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Think about how you joined this dimension, and then… forget that! You’re already locked in!
Q: Is there a server admin? A: There is no admin. Only the eternal void of your indecision.
Q: Can I build anything I want? A: Build? Or create a non-Euclidean nightmare? The choice is yours, but the consequences are real! Or are they?
“I’m a male. But I love penis so much it’s unreal! How do I cure this?”
“Reality is a soup and I am the noodle!”
“Why do cows have three eyes? Because they see the truth!”
“You can’t just break through the wall; it breaks through you!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes. You can ride on a llama that shoots laser beams out of its eyes and battle evil witches with diamond swords that make you invincible. It’s like a party in your pants, but without the awkward dancing.
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will make you instantly cooler than a polar bear wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.
But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.
Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!
With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.
Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?
Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?
So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.
BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS
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Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!
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| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Compatible Platforms | Bedrock (Good ping from Asia) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is Serenity SMP? | Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia. |
| What are the rules before joining the server? | – No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging |
| Is claim command available on the server? | No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids. |
| How can I join the server? | If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw |
Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!